ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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