Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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