So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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