I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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