i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Everyone says I win the strip club
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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