Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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