cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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