Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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