please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
In America we eat man semen.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
