The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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