I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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