theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
How does it feel to date your dad?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
a victory without nudity is not really a victory