remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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