fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
