My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways