I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?