I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I stole a fireplace last night.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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