Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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