im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
After last night, I could never be a politician.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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