watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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