There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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