Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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