Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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