So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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