To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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