I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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