Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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