Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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