Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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