doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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