is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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