i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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