Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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