Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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