and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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