That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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