Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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