My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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