If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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