Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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