In the future we'll all be gay
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
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LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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