So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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