she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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