Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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