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  (586): View more from Michigan

  Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

  (734): View more from Michigan

  What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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  Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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  (586): Omg! Love it! Cant find L***** (734): What!!?? Like after last night you lost her? (586): Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts! http://tfl.nu/nyv8
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.

  (1-405): View more from Oklahoma

  which gay bar do you need a ride home from?

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  (405): Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you. (1-405): which gay bar do you need a ride home from? http://tfl.nu/2t13
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  (925): View more from California

  I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker

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  (925): I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker http://tfl.nu/8x3j
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  (239): View more from Florida

  Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?

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  (239): Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning? http://tfl.nu/tqik
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  (206): View more from Washington

  Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.

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  (206): Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order. http://tfl.nu/s8w4
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  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.

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  (781): Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger. http://tfl.nu/4opy
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  (734): View more from Michigan

  Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.

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  (734): Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props. http://tfl.nu/gfig
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  (302): View more from Delaware

  My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall

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  (302): My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall http://tfl.nu/j51z
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?

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  (513): Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done? http://tfl.nu/t5qr
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time

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  (203): Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time http://tfl.nu/nn7c
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  (914): View more from New York

  Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...

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  (914): Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much... http://tfl.nu/zii3
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  (858): View more from California

  There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.

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  (858): There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie. http://tfl.nu/bbcq
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  (678): View more from Georgia

  Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?

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  (678): Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella? http://tfl.nu/jjvm
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.

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  (603): Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom. http://tfl.nu/ouph
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  (562): View more from California

  Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!

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  (562): Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home! http://tfl.nu/3ska
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