omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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