Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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