dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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