We're facebook friends in real life
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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What a dumb baby whore.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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