Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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