Non-Jews are for practice
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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