Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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