go do what you do best...puke behind churches
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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